Guess where I found my lost Calvin Klein reading glasses and eel-skin glasses case?
Are you ready?
IN THE CAR.
In the glove compartment.
I don't read in the car. I DRIVE the car.
The hubs says I'm losing sh*t in the house due to age. I told him it was the damn house elves. He gave me the "look" that said, "Yeah, keep deluding yourself." I gave him the look that said, "Are you saying I'm OLD????" Lordy, but he's fourteen years older than ME. It's the pot calling the kettle black.
But hey, at least I found the glasses. But I still haven't found the Ann Taylor sweater I got my mom and now the little bastards--erm, house elves--have taken one of the hubs business receipts that he left at home by accident last week. I know exactly where I put it when I found it on the floor and guess what? It was GONE when I went to get it for the hubs.
Damn house elves.