Moxie and Ernie: pet porn??? Okay, I'll say right off the bat that this photo is NOT pet porn!
Ernie, however, is a very confused kitty. He's NURSING on our American Pit Bull Terrier, Moxie. Moxie had her last litter of pups (at the animal shelter) October of 2006. This picture was made late summer/early fall of 2011. So Moxie didn't even have any milk for Ernie to nurse. But she did have some bodaciously large nipples from all the puppies she had birthed during her previous life before we adopted her.
But giant nipples aside, Moxie looks nothing like a cat. And she smells like 100% dog. We even have four female cats that Ernie could have chosen for surrogate moms. But Ernie wanted Moxie. Kinda reminds me of Babe the Sheep Pig who took up with a litter of border collies in the movie BABE. If someone made a movie about our Not-So-Little Ernie Hemingway, it could be titled: Ernie, the American Pit Bull Maine Coon Kitty. Yeah, I know, it's a long title.
Ernie is all grown up now, but he STILL tries to nurse on Moxie from time to time. "You're too grown up for this," she tells him with a growl. But she WILL lick Ernie's privates clean, so I guess he's not too old for THAT! It's a service she's willing to provide for all of our felines.
The cats actually "ask" her to do it by walking up to her face and turning their backsides to her. She gladly obliges probably hoping some delectable kitty poop will pop out from their butts like candy from a gumball machine. Anyone with dogs and cats knows that cat poop is considered a delicacy to dogs.
Cat poop and cat on dog porn--just another kooky day at Casa Sullivan.
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