Creepy Duck Doll I have suspected for some time now that the creepy duck doll I found at the thrift store has been causing mischief at night while I'm asleep.
This morning, I came downstairs to find my life-sized Steiff zoo laid out on the floor like giant dominoes that had been tipped over. My eyes bugged out and I hollered a few naughty words. Okay, an entire stream of naughty words. Getting the lion back up wasn't easy. Richard is HEAVY.
Steiff Zoo Standing Up
Normally, I'd suspect one of the cats or our dog, Bo, but take a gander at the bottom of the creepy duck doll's shoes. They're scuffed. Now why would a doll that stands on a shelf have scuffed shoes unless it had been CREEPING AROUND THE HOUSE AT NIGHT?????
It's hard to see the scuffs with the camera flash reflection, but trust me, they're there.
I have this eerie doll listed for sale on my eBay store: Bama Sue's Online Zoo. I wish someone would take the thing off my hands. I'm fed up with it sneaking around the house at night knocking over my collectibles, stealing pieces from the Halloween village, yakking up on the hard wood floor, and swimming in the dog's water bowl. It's worse than having a poltergeist or a lazy house elf.
And don't let its sweet little face fool you. It's possessed by a mischievous entity for sure.
Of course, I could be totally wrong about all of this. It really could be the cats and the dog in cahoots together. We won't really know until the duck doll is out of the house, will we?
And don't let its sweet little face fool you. It's possessed by a mischievous entity for sure.
Of course, I could be totally wrong about all of this. It really could be the cats and the dog in cahoots together. We won't really know until the duck doll is out of the house, will we?
Creepy Duck Doll in all its glory
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