Remember Fat Bastard from the second and third Austin Powers movies? The morbidly obese Scotsman who liked to eat babies? Well, apparently he's retired from his career as a spy and now owns a vineyard where he makes Fat Bastard wine. And like a six-hundred pound guy, Fat Bastard Pinot Noir packs quite a punch, especially for a screw-top vintage.
Notice the cute hippo on the label...I find that too hilarious for words. Yeah, I'm easily amused.
So, Fat Bastard Pinot Noir . . . you can find it in the wine section of your local Publix. It's pretty good. And it has a hippo on the label. Anything with animals on it is like a sure thing for me, especially cute animals. A word of caution, though: don't Facebook or answer email after consuming several glasses of wine. I wrote my name as Susab to an eBay customer. They probably think I'm from India. Or just a very bad speller. Eek!