To get into the spirit of the holidays, I've composed a little ditty inspired by my Cleo Tidwell paranormal mystery series.
(Sung to the tune: "The Twelve Days of Christmas"
On the first day of Christmas, Bertram gave to me:
a Velvet Elvis with a shopping spree.
On the 2nd day of Xmas, Bertram gave to me:
two majorettes, and a Velvet Elvis with a shopping spree.
On the 3rd day of Xmas, Bertram gave to me:
three Krispy Kremes, two majorettes, and a Velvet Elvis with a shopping spree.
On the 4th day of Xmas, Bertram gave to me:
four crazy kooks, three Krispy Kremes, two majorettes, and a Velvet Elvis with a shopping spree.
On the 5th day of Xmas, Bertram gave to me:
five...BIG weredogs...
four crazy kooks, three Krispy Kremes, two majorettes, and a Velvet Elvis with a shopping spree.
On the 6th day of Xmas, Bertram gave to me:
six trips to Graceland, five...BIG weredogs...four crazy kooks, three Krispy Kremes, two majorettes, and a Velvet Elvis with a shopping spree.
On the 7th day of Xmas, Bertram gave to me:
seven weresharks swimming, six trips to Graceland, five...BIG weredogs...four crazy kooks, three Krispy Kremes, two majorettes, and a Velvet Elvis with a shopping spree.
On the 8th day of Xmas, Bertram gave to me:
eight shades of Elvis, seven weresharks swimming, six trips to Graceland, five...BIG weredogs...four crazy kooks, three Krispy Kremes, two majorettes, and a Velvet Elvis with a shopping spree.
On the 9th day of Xmas, Bertram gave to me:
nine redneck mermaids, eight shades of Elvis, seven weresharks swimming, six trips to Graceland, five...BIG weredogs...four crazy kooks, three Krispy Kremes, two majorettes, and a Velvet Elvis with a shopping spree.
On the 10th day of Xmas, Bertram gave to me:
ten vampire hookers, nine redneck mermaids, eight shades of Elvis, seven weresharks swimming, six trips to Graceland, five...BIG weredogs...four crazy kooks, three Krispy Kremes, two majorettes, and a Velvet Elvis with a shopping spree.
On the 11th day of Xmas, Bertram gave to me:
eleven spaceship rentals, ten vampire hookers, nine redneck mermaids, eight shades of Elvis, seven weresharks swimming, six trips to Graceland, five...BIG weredogs...four crazy kooks, three Krispy Kremes, two majorettes, and a Velvet Elvis with a shopping spree.
On the 12th day of Xmas, Bertram gave to me:
twelve deep-fried zombies, eleven spaceship rentals, ten vampire hookers, nine redneck mermaids, eight shades of Elvis, seven weresharks swimming, six trips to Graceland, five...BIG weredogs...four crazy kooks, three Krispy Kremes, two majorettes...and a Velvet Elvis with a shopping spree.
Happy Holidays, Y'all, from Cleo and Bertram Tidwill of Allister, Alabama!
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