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Calling All Fruitcakes!

12/8/2013

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I'm starting a Fruitcake Sanctuary at Casa Sullivan this year for all of the hated, despised, and unwanted fruitcakes in the U.S.A.  Every fruitcake will receive loving attention and unabashed adoration since I'm one of only about two people who actually likes fruitcake. 

Please send your unwanted fruitcakes to:

A. Sullivan
C/O The Downtown YMCA
716 South Perry Street
Montgomery, AL 36104

And just to clarify: I'm talking about the Christmas dessert, not your crazy Aunt Betty.


Locals who know me personally are welcome to deliver their unwanted fruitcakes to my home or business.

Let the Fruitcake Frenzy begin!

P.S: this is a real address, so if you actually do mail a fruitcake, I'll receive it.  It's not, however, my home address, so if you actually ARE a crazy fruitcake and not  a delectable edible and decide to show up in person or try to stalk me, you'll be sadly disappointed.

P.P.S: There are some YMCAs that house people.  So it's not out of the realm of possibility for someone to have a residence address at a YMCA.  I just don't happen to be one of them.

P.P.P.S: If you're one of those people who doesn't read blog comments, I'm laughing my ass off over the image of someone mailing their crazy Aunt Betty or Uncle Mortimer to me.  [Ding Dong! Here's my family fruitcake; please give them a good home.]

Hahahahahahaha! [yes, I'm sick and twisted--it comes in handy for fiction writing]


















5 Comments
Leah W
12/8/2013 06:10:33 am

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Crazy Aunt Betty! THAT is a HOOT! We ALL have at LEAST one crazy relative don't we? (or maybe WE are the crazy relative!?) YIKES!
I have a recipe for the ONLY fruitcake I've ever really loved. It's made with a can of beer. :D I may just have to dig that out!

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Susan Sullivan
12/8/2013 06:13:56 am

Oh, don't tease me, Leah!!! LOL

Fruitcake made with beer...wow, it boggles the mind and tantalizes the taste buds! :-)

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Susan Sullivan
12/8/2013 06:15:28 am

I am laughing my ass off over the image of someone mailing their crazy relative to me! Can you imagine? Ding Dong! Here's my family fruitcake; please give her a good home. Hahahahahaha!!!!

Leah W
12/11/2013 12:41:55 pm

HAHA! The Family Fruitcake. Now I can't stop laughing! ^_^

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Susan Sullivan
12/11/2013 01:28:00 pm

I can't stop laughing, either. It's right up there with Fried Zombie Dee-light. Now I have TWO things to brighten my spirits on a gloomy day. LOL

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