WARNING: Today's post involves bathroom humor!
The "Shart" is your body's ultimate practical joke.
You know how it is, your intestines bubble with gas, you think you're going to fart, but instead, you squirt liquid poop into your underwear as your GI Tract shouts, "Haha! Fooled ya!"
Oh, joy.
This prank is especially unfunny if you're wearing white, forgot to put on underpants*, are in an important meeting, or are stuck on a bus or on an airplane with the "Fasten Seatbelt" sign lit up.
*Forgot to put on underpants: True story. I did a play once with a young woman who told everyone in the dressing room that she'd forgotten to put on panties that morning. Uh huh. How does a person forget to put on underwear? First you put on your panties, then your pants, skirt, shorts, etc. There should be no forgetting. It's not like forgetting to put in your earrings. Undergarments are the foundation to getting dressed in the morning. Oh, lordy.
So, the moral of today's post is: carry spare underpants with you! You never know when your body is going to play a nasty trick on you. Ha!
And that concludes my potty humor for today.
Yes, you're welcome. :-)
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